Found this excellent recipe that made me laugh - Stuffed Camel:

Ingredients:

1 Medium Camel

4 Lambs

20 chickens (boned)

150 Eggs (Boiled)

40 Kg of Tomatoes

Salt and Seasoning…

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Tried to make soup today. But I made it so thick that when I tried to stir it the room went round. It was so bad that I had to give it to the dog. But the dog then gave it to the cat, who then gave it to a homeless person, who used it to stick his cardboard shelter together. No more soup attempts, methinks. Sticking to vacuum-packed mackerel fillets (the cat nods, the dog sulks). Don't you think msmarmitelover's icon makes her look like Dawn Porter?

Week 12 of a zero carb diet. Feeling really off-colour. Can barely do 1 hour of CV in the gym anymore. God, the photos of these great meals look good. Nearly fell down a drain the other day, but my umbrella caught on the railings. Would love to go to one of these underground dinners as a treat but struggling to find any in C. London when I am here for the weekend. The Blueberry Muffins I have been dreaming about have started talking to me. It's a worrying development.