In our experience dining out in February is marred by one awful date. 14th February, Valentine's Day. You cant put one leg in front of the other without falling over couples holding hands and staring wistfully into each others eyes over their creme brulee.*suppressed retching* Don't get us wrong. We do believe in Love (Not luurrrve). But not the ersatz, corporate, set menu nonsense peddled by mos…