Do you love Love but hate Valentine's Day?
Terrible romantics that we are, we think there are better ways to spend February 14 than uncomfortable silences and uneasy eye-contact over a table for two with a bored waiter watching the clock and a menu that doesn't set your world alight ..
So we're Bootlegging the cheesiest day of the year the only way we know how, with great food, great atmosphere and great company - yours, we hope.
There may be flowers and candlelight, but there won't be schmaltz or shizzle and there won't be tables for two. Bring your single friends, come as a threesome, maybe meet some new people - our supperclub is warm, welcoming and inclusive.
Prosecco on arrival
Game bird table - sharing platters of tea-smoked quail, spicy tomato pickle, warm rosemary foccaccia, cheese croquettes, black bean coriander cakes, sour cream dip
Saucy seafood - a warm salad with mussels, clams, squid
(v: smoked aubergine, herbed yoghurt dressing, winter leaves)
Heartwarming oxtail, polenta, winter greens
(v: field mushroom ragout)
Blood orange jelly, poached rhubarb, vanilla cream
Tickets are £42pp plus booking fee, through Edible Experiences