Menu idea - please can I have opinions?

[Hidden Tearoom]

I have found a fabulous venue and am now perfecting the menu.  Any comments or suggestions welcome.  I like to be a bit quirky so please bear with me.  Having never done this before, I am interested in constructive criticism and ideas.   I am thinking of asking for a donation of £8.

Sandwich Platter with Seasonal Salad Garnish and Vegetable Crisps

Organic cucumber and Okehampton pink peppercorn cream cheese

Home-baked ham and pear pickle

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Trio of Savoury Mini Scones served with homemade butter, Cornish Wild Garlic Yarg and a Selection of Chutneys

Parmesan and Pesto, Parsnip and Maple,  Garlic and Cracked Black Pepper

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Trio of Sweet Scones served with Local Clotted Cream, Homemade Preserve and Summer Berries

Lavender and Lemon, Delicate Rose and Almond, Traditional Fruit

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Choice of Delightful Cupcakes, Tarts and Seasonal Fruit Jellies

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Home-made Cordial or Chocolate Milk on Arrival and During Tea

Selection of loose leaf Afternoon teas

So what do you think?  Too crazy?  I love the mix of flavours but maybe people would appreciate a more normal menu?

[jackie jones]

sounds wonderful, go for it!