Vegetarian - Old Indian word for a bad hunter.
Cannibal - Someone who is fed up with people.
Zucchini - Vegetable that can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before the kids refuse to eat it.
Hors D'Oeuvres - A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.
Coffee - A person who is coughed-upon.
and my favourite favourite.........
A Fancy Restaurant - One that serves cold soup on purpose.
A week of uncertainty in the Public Sector as I await David Cameron's announcement about how much of my (as yet) unredeemed pension he will take to line the bonuses of the nationalised bankers. Top tip: don't lick a steak knife - especially if it's gently prodding you in the back. Imagine being elected on a mandate to cause severe pain! They must be rubbing their hands with glee. Reminds me of the newspaper headline: "Prime Minister promises more lies ahead". Aw well, off to Estonia next…Continue